Beast's Comments and Testimonials

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Carlos2004-04-11T02:19:14Z

Are you woman engough to tame the
Savage Beast??? (well... please at
least try, he keeps coming over and
eating all my food.)
Gus2004-04-02T01:20:21Z

The Beast is really a pussy cat deep down,
once you get by the scaly skin, the horns and
his somewhat predator teeth. And he doesn't
want this to get around, 'cause credibility is
huge in the beast world... but he prefers a
walk on the beach with someone special as
opposed to ravaging and pillaging like most
beasts. Don't tell him I clued you on this...
he'd just got all sloppy... and there ain't
nothing worse than a sloppy beast.
Mario2004-02-26T02:16:03Z

The Beast is "Pee-in-your-pants"
funny! His also a great guy to have
around, but watch out, he might bite
ya!
Alex2004-02-09T03:38:28Z

The Beast is the kind of person who
thinks that anything worth doing once,
is worth doing twice. And that
anything worth doing twice, is worth
doing to such apocalyptic, self-
destructive excess that it endangers
the lives of small children, streets
run red with blood, and foreign
governments crumble. He also like
kittens.
Carlos2004-02-08T19:55:17Z

Oh come on, you know you laughed your
ass off! This has to be (on Feb 8th
at least) hands-down the funniest
profile on all of Friendster. And
ladies, don't be fooled. Paul is
really a sweetheart, he's just using
what shrinks call "Reverse
Psychology", ie "...if I make a
profile that will send most sane women
running for the hills in fear, they're
just SURE to want to get to know me!
Right?"

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